DAMMIT, my stupid stapler just got jammed again. If I don’t pay attention and let it get low on staples it jams. And then of course, it’s scary to remedy the problem because sharp ends of a staple are half poking out, just waiting to shoot through your fingers as soon as you attempt to either pull it out or pry open the compartment. Of course, the compartment only comes open when you pull on it with a lot of force, which always has the potential of causing the staples to fly towards your face.

Ironically, it’s a Swingline model, the favorite brand of Office Space’s Milton. And he said they weren’t supposed to bind as much.

Ok, back to trying to pry open my stapler. If you hear any screams, it’s probably just me stapling my finger…

Posted at 1:58 PM |