Monday February 7, 2005
Embarrassing Admissions
This is a list of the 50 Worst Songs of All Time, as put together by the hip magazine Blender. Your task, if you choose to accept it, is to bold the items that you actually like. This might be more embarrassing than you think. Remember, no one is reading this. Well, no one of importance…
Stolen from Bart
1. We Built This City……Starship
2. Achy Breaky Heart … Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight … Wang Chung
4. Rollin’…..Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby … Vanilla Ice
6. The Heart Of Rock & Roll….Huey Lewis And The News
7. Don’t Worry, Be Happy … Bobby McFerrin
8. Party All the Time … Eddie Murphy
9. American Life … Madonna
10. Ebony And Ivory…..Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
11. Invisible … Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo … The Beach Boys
13. Illegal Alien … Genesis
14. From a Distance … Bette Midler
15. I’ll Be There for You … The Rembrandts
16. What’s Up? … 4 Non Blondes
17. Pumps and a Bump … Hammer
18. You’re the Inspiration … Chicago
19. Broken Wings … Mr. Mister
20. Dancing on the Ceiling … Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes…..Spin Doctors (OMG how can this song be on the 50 WORST…I LOOOOOOOVE this song, lol.)
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) … Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night … Corey Hart
24. Superman … Five for Fighting
25. I’ll Be Missing You … Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112
26. The End…..The Doors
27. The Final Countdown……Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland … John Mayer *Sigh* I would marry John Mayer…as long as he doesn’t make those faces at me when he sings. :)
29. Breakfast At Tiffany’s…..Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All … Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm … Crash Test Dummies
32. Will 2K … Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl…..Aqua
34. Longer … Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People….R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! … Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave … Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe … Rednex
39. She Bangs … Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up….Color Me Badd (Ha ha, this reminds me of 6th grade…Hmm should I have been listening to this when I was 11?)
41. We Didn’t Start The Fire….Billy Joel
42. The Sound of Silence … Simon & Garfunkel
43. Follow Me….Unkle Kracker
44. I’ll Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That) … Meat Loaf
45. Mesmerize … Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin’ Tough … New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You … Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da … The Beatles
49. I’m Too Sexy … Right Said Fred
50. My Heart Will Go On … Celine Dion (Although as a disclaimer, I don’t really like it anymore. A girl in my freshman dorm played it over and over and over until I hated it. But because I DID like it I am including it.)
Damn, I like almost half of them. I may never be able to show my face again!
Posted at 5:05 PM |
I think it would be easier to bold the ones I don’t like. I LOVE music of all kinds, so yeah, I don’t think I can find any on the list that I don’t like :) *looking again* Yup, like ‘em all! Oh well, eh…
3 | Posted by: *AGK* on February 08, 2005 @ 8:04 AMYea, I never really got into the Doors, so I don’t know what the big deal is. And as for Shiny Happy People, how can you hate that Keir?! It’s so….shiny…..and…..happy! :)
4 | Posted by: Jennifer
on February 08, 2005 @ 8:13 AM
Hey, if I recall, that was a darn good episode of Sesame Street! :)
7 | Posted by: Jennifer on February 09, 2005 @ 8:14 AM
I didn’t even notice The End. That’s bullshit. I mean, I don’t like the movie Apocolypse Now, but it has the best opening sequence of any movie ever because of that song.
I was going to bitch about Sound of Silence. Blender is trying to be a little too hip, and missing the mark.
8 | Posted by: Dre on February 11, 2005 @ 8:00 AM
