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Icyshard's (Never)Boring Blog of Banalities: Ants in my Pants

Monday November 15, 2004

Ants in my Pants

Melany’s wedding went pretty well, and she looked quite lovely and happy. On Saturday my grandma also made me a wonderful birthday dinner comprised of breaded turkey, fried potatoes, and rolls (ok, so not super healthy, but really, really good!)

Not everything about the weekend went picture perfect however.

On Saturday night I put on my pajamas and crawled into bed, prepared to do a bit of web surfing before drifting off to sleep. My legs felt a little itchy so I pulled back the covers to find several ants in my sheets! I then discovered that they were all over my pants and IN MY PANTS! EWWW.

So I of course took the pants off and attempted to remove all the ants from the bed and clothing. They were apparently all marching in a line along the carpet, but it was impossible to tell where they were coming from or where they were going. My mom sucked them up in the vacuum, although they made a reappearance the next night when I foolishly believed it was safe to leave my clothes on the ground.

Blech.

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6 Comments

eeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

that’s horrible - almost like something out of a nightmare!

1 | Posted by: Leonieke on November 15, 2004 @ 1:01 PM

ROFL.
Funny but I wouldn’t go back to sleep in that bed :P

2 | Posted by: Sofie on November 15, 2004 @ 11:51 PM

Thank you for not writing that you “had ants in your pants.”

3 | Posted by: Zach on November 16, 2004 @ 7:22 AM

Cool story. And remember, Jennifer: “don’t let the bedbugs bite!” ;-)

4 | Posted by: Franz on November 17, 2004 @ 1:52 AM

Maybe it’s just me, but judging from the fourth paragraph it looks like your solution to finding ants in your pants was to remove the pants and not the ants. Could be the problem.

5 | Posted by: Dre on November 17, 2004 @ 9:12 AM

Hey, I’m sure most guys wouldn’t mind that that was the solution I chose! ;)

But ok, I did take off the pants, and THEN removed the ants. How was I supposed to remove them when they were IN the pants? I wasn’t going to kill them on me. Oh and I also had to remove them from the bed.

6 | Posted by: Jennifer on November 17, 2004 @ 9:20 AM
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