Wednesday March 17, 2004
St. Paddy’s Day
Top o’ the mornin’ to ye lads and lassies! Are you wearing green?
I am.
Kev reminded me, or else I surely would’ve forgotten. It almost seems a bit silly though. Would someone REALLY still pinch me if I didn’t wear some green? I mean, elementary school kids is one thing, but grownups?? I’m not even Irish for goodness sake!
Anyway, I gots da green on, so nah nah nah-nah nah, yoooou can’t pinch me! :-P
Posted at 8:30 AM |
Haha, I saw an employee (read: female) at the circle desk on the second floor this morning. If you saw a guy with a black bandana and blue sweater this morning, that was me.
If not, carry on. :P
3 | Posted by: alan on March 18, 2004 @ 1:01 AMLOL sorry, that wasn’t me. I don’t work on the second floor and I have a more behind the scenes job. I do occasionally go up there to look for stuff, but I didn’t see any guys with black bandanas and blue sweaters.
I guess I will carry on then. :)
4 | Posted by: Jennifer
on March 18, 2004 @ 7:50 AM
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and ask if he could buy him a drink.
Why of course, comes the reply.
The first man then asks: Where are you from?
I’m from Ireland, replies the second man.
The first man responds: You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Lets have another round to Ireland.
Of course, replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: Where in Ireland are you from?
Dublin comes the reply.
I can’t believe it, says the first man. I ‘m from Dublin too! Let’s have
another drink to Dublin.
Of course, replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: What school did you go to? “Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man. I graduated in 1965.
This is unbelievable! the first man says. I went to St. Mary’s and I graduated in 1965 too!!
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
“What’s been going on?,” he asks the bartender.
Nothing much, replies the bartender. “The O’Malley twins are drunk again.”
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, “SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!”
6 | Posted by: Try again since people heard that one... I'M STILL FROZEN THANKS TO JACOB THE JEWELER! on March 18, 2004 @ 12:56 PM
