Remember the time I wrote about my roommates warring with each other over empty toilet paper rolls? Well it looks like the guy who instigated it is at it again, but this time it’s personal.

Without getting into too many gory details for the squeamish and the male readers, let's just say that it involved perfectly flushable, biodegradable paper wrappers for some feminine products.

I made a mistake, I admit it--I didn't spend half an hour inspecting the toilet bowl to make sure all traces of paper or wrappers were gone. It probably doesn't matter that I've found wads of toilet paper stuck to the sides before or that the bathroom was way more disgusting in the past.

Anyway, my indiscretions have landed me a letter under my door signed "The Household", asking me not to put such things in the toilet. Since I know who wrote it, and that he just likes to be all superior and bully people into doing things, I refuse to ignore the letter. I printed proof that what I did was not wrong (and highlighted the important parts so that he could not miss it) and slipped it under his door, along with a reply.

I know it sounds petty, but he really has this major asshole streak sometimes that I just can't ignore it. He's been nice to me, but I've seen the way he talks to the other housemates when he doesn't like how they do things. Everything used to be so peaceful before he started getting on people for every little thing. If he wants to rock the boat over these minor details, then so be it. If he confronts me about my response and manages to piss me off with a holier-than-thou attitude, then he will face my wrath and vengeful nature. Bring it on, baby, you ain't seen nuthin' yet!

Posted at 9:10 AM |